Morning Report: Chris Weidman jokes that Jamahal Hill looks ‘pregnant’ at heavyweight

This item is formatted as a news digest with miscellaneous headlines, anecdotes, and social media roundups rather than a single substantive story. Key notes: Daniel Rodriguez spent eight months in a Mexican prison (details promised in separate coverage); Anthony Smith was released on $500,000 bail after arrest for domestic assault; Islam Makhachev expressed sympathy for Conor McGregor's knee injury. The digest also flags a commentary piece questioning whether Arman Tsarukyan, ranked No. 2 at lightweight, will receive a title shot in 2026 despite nine months without a UFC booking, and includes criticism of UFC Belgrade's 14-fight card. No specific outcomes, dates, or fight results are provided.